Considering my part of Australia I would guess that the bot representing us would...

Transform into a VL Commodore
Drink lots of energon
He would need to be in a gestalt group because he would need buddies to hang around out teh front of the base.
Receive his energon from Iacon Council witthout actually mining it himself.
Everytime Prime needs him for a mission he would have a note from Ratchet saying his rear drive shaft was acting up and he wasn't medically cleared to go on missions.