Corrupt A Wish

[Ralph Wiggum]

I wish for every child around the world have a G1 Optimus Prime toy. Colourful plastic robots that change from one thing to another IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!!

Granted. Now as each child gets older, an environmental catastrophe unfolds as landfills and waterways become clogged with discarded plastic robots. Thanks a lot, jerk

Thanks to Fatality, my next wish is for toys be made from a biodegradable plastic which only deteriorate once discarded, or at least can be recycled.