I am simply performing my civic duty. Someone needs to stand up to your tyranny. I see through this visage you try to project. I know, deep down, you just want to watch the world burn.
Only those parts that won't bow to me. Those parts that are happy to live under the benevolent jackboot of my oppression will be spared the cleansing fires of my wrath.
I've never made a secret of this - in fact I'm quite proud of my public relation policies