Ah the lowlifes of society. Isn't it great that these people are around?
Talking about lowlifes, my brother told me he was sitting out the front of his house when a few of said "humans" (I use the term loosely) decided to check the door handles on my parent's car to see if it was unlocked. When he called out to them they just continued walking down the street. My brother overheard them say "Damn, I didn't even see him there"