Many a beer was had at a BBQ yesterday, and being my birthday, I had the front and put my money where my mouth was...

Not less then 16 hours ago I consumed at Double Pounder in not less then 36 minutes. The congealed fat was all over my hands, the tray, and everywhere else. Half the people in Macca's we're watching, as my mates counted down the last few bites. I still feel disgraceful... No one had backed me to do it.

But I got the burger paid for and a case of Crownies for my efforts. I know there's phone footage and pictures around, I will try and get a hold...

Not long ago.. I just gave birth to a healthy baby brown boy. Today all I have had is juice and bread, and fruit. I think they said it was equivalent to 3/5 days worth of RDI fat.

I can taste it on the roof of my mouth and in my throat still. I don't think I will be having Maccas again for a looooong time.