At work I got yelled at by a customer because the EFTPOS was down, even though it was at the ANZ's end that was down.
Then got told we should have one of those old credic card press machines they used to have like 10-20 years ago.
Some how it was my fault she also didn't have any cash. So she threw the bag of chocolates back at me and stormed off.
Fat bitch needed to lay off the chocolates anyway, so I think we did her waist a favor