G1 Prime: Oh Ironhide, it was not supposed to end like this old friend
Kup: Beats getting your head blown off in a slow-arse shuttle
G2 Prime: Ironhide fought with valiantly
G1 Prime: You were right, me-from-the-future. They're monsters... all of them. My weakness will only get more good Autobots killed.


G1 Prime: That is why I will not rest until all who are responsible have been shot to pieces.
G2 Prime: You have my sword!
G1 Prime: No I don't you're holding it right there in your hand
G2 Prime: No I meant like "I'm with you!"
G1 Prime: Oh good.... I understand now! Lets try it again
G2 Prime: On three
G1 Prime: Three... I will not rest until all who are responsible have been shot to pieces!
G2 Prime: You have my sword!
Kup: ......
G2 Prime: Kup?
Kup: I'm not saying it!!!


Kup: So are yer happy now? Ironhide's dead and you've molded your past self into your own sick image
G2 Prime: Geez you make it sound like we're not even the same bot


Snarl: *sigh* guys guys, guess what I found
G2 Prime: Thank Primus more things to kill! Lead the way Steeljaw!

Meanwhile sometime earlier....



G2 Megs: Caliburst, Knockdown! Why are you not with our unwitting human collaborator? Where are Skyhammer and Skywarp?
Caliburst: We were ambushed by Autobots my lord
Knockdown: One with a sword this big!
G2 Megs: A Prime with a sword? Could it be? Tell me was he really short?
Knockdown: Shortest Prime I've ever seen!


G2 Megs: Haa ha ha ha ha haa! It is him! My old enemy has managed to survive the cataclysm as well. All in time for me to crush him once more!


G2 Megs: Huffer, Caliburst! Gather your brethren. Battletrap! Track down the sworded Prime and report back to me.
Huffer/Battletrap: Yes my lord!


G2 Megs: Go my minions! Seek the Prime then we shall engineer his destruction!
Knockdown: Decepticon engineering is the best!


Battletrap: I think this where we...
Battletrap: ...split up
Battletrap: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!
Huffer: Hilarious as always guys...
Battletrap: Seeyas Huffer


Huffer: Ugh, alone at last. so Caliburst what really happened out there?
Caliburst: It's like I said, we were ambushed.
Huffer: By Prime? Did you really have to tell Megatron? Remember we were sent to spy on Megatron not help him.
Caliburst: What could I do? Knockdown was there as well.
Huffer: This brown earth really clogs up my wheel arches.


Snarl: STARRRR CONVOY, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE! Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Huffer: PRIMUS WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!


THUD!
Snarl: Owww!


Snarl: Hey what gives?! Learn how to drive!
Huffer: It's a Decepticon!
Caliburst: This one was with the sworded Prime Huffer
Huffer: Then he must know where Prime is
Snarl: Yeah I'm like totally Prime's scout n stuff. Also I remember you blue guy. You got away huh?
Huffer: Well you're in luck. We are deep undercover in Megatron's ranks. Tell Prime to meet us here at 0300 hours, I will have our team rendevous here as well.
Snarl: Uh, sure!
Huffer: Great! I can't wait for this stupid charade to end.


Caliburst: Please give us a moment of privacy Huffer, we have private... minicon business to discuss.
Huffer: Yeah whatever just don't take too long.

Far too long later


PCC's: We are here to serve Lord Megatron!
G2 Megs: Very well, Smolder! Sledge! Icepick! Undertow!
Sledge: Why are you shouting our names?
G2 Megs: It's a medical condition we Cybertronian leaders have


Throttler: We minicons, Chopster, Throttler, Chainclaw and Waterlog are also here to serve!
G2 Megs: Yes yes, very good
G2 Megs: Well done Huffer for assembling your brothers and... nephews? at such short notice
Huffer: It is a pleasure to serve Lord Mega...


Huffer: Huuuergfff!!!
PCC's: Whaa?


Caliburst: Lord Megatron! Huffer is a traitor! He conspires to meet with the sworded Prime and engineer your destruction!
G2 Megs: Oh really? You Autobots couldn't engineer yourselves out of a Polonium Boloney sandwich!


G2 Megs: Truth is, even if your... nephew? is lying, I've been wanting to blow your Autobot brains out since the day we met. Any last words?
Huffer: Blow my tailpipe
G2 Megs: If you say so.


G2 Megs: It is done! Sledge! Dispose of this Autobot garbage
Sledge: It would be my pleasure Lord Megatron


Smolder: Dump the Huff!
Icepick: DUMP THE HUFF!
Undertow: DUMP THE HUFF!
Sledge: I'm gonna do it!
Caliburst: Just chuck him out already



Meanwhile....


Snarl: Look guys! Isn't it cool!
Kup: Yer took us all the way out here to see this?
G2 Prime: Eugh, what is that thing? Can I kill it?
G1 Prime: When am I gonna get to shoot something?