funny this conversation popped up last week between my kids (6 and 5) as they happily talked about inheriting the XBOX360 from me once I'd passed on - to which my wife said 'No. It goes to me first' so they'd have to wait until she died before they could have it - but no, mummy dying was such a horrible idea they didn't ever want that to happen.
go me.
I'll take donations of Thundercracker toys and we'll melt them into a blue coffin for you.