Lol, I think you are giving them too much credit. Although I suspect they are just as evil.
Hey, don't knock the analogue way of doing stuff. When a solar flare hits and knocks all our fancy doo-dads out with an MP blast, we'll be back to using film, assuming we can remember how to make it.
Plus night shooting is still a bit ricky with digital. Although the noise is going, still there.