LUGNUT: Mari, weren't you... more curvy before?

MARI: All girls seem hot when you first meet them, Lugnut. It just means that since we met this summer we've entered the Friend Zone and now you see me as I really am.

LUGNUT: I... see. So, what did you do all summer, mighty Megatron?

MEGATRON: Summer loving! Had me a blast! I met a girl. Crazy... for me! Summer days... drifting away to those summer nights.

THUNDERCRACKER: Tell me more! Did you get very far?

MEGATRON: She swam by me, she got a cramp, I saved her life... she nearly drowned! Summer sun, something's begun, but... oh... those summer nights.

LUGNUT: Tell me more! Did she put up a fight? With lasers?

MEGATRON: I took her bowling in the arcade... we made out under the dock. Summer fling don't mean a thing, but... oh... those summer nights. She got friendly down in the sand. Well... she was... 'good'... you know what I mean. Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but... oh... those summer nights.

THUNDERCRACKER: Tell me more! Could she get me a friend?

MEGATRON: I told her we'd still be friends. Wonder what she's doing now.

MARI: Probably singing the other half of this song, at a guess.

MEGATRON: Summer dreams... ripped at the seams, but... oh... those summer nights!

LUGNUT: Tell me more! Tell me more!

MEGATRON: There is no more! Now we must find a time machine and kill the McDonaldses!



PINKIE PIE: Megatron?

MEGATRON: Pinkie Pie!

PINKIE PIE: How I've missed your hot nuts!

MEGATRON: And I have missed your birds and bees and apple trees and a whole lot of fooling around.

LUGNUT: I must be really deep into the Friend Zone, because Megatron's girlfriend looks like...

MARI: Megatron made out with a horse!

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N.B. If this episode makes even less sense than usual, you may not have seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 or this, I suppose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJUrt0O7uY