The GF (now fiance - that's a post for the Happy thread) and I recently bought a house. We've been leasing it out while her place is on the market.

We received a call and text message from the tenant yesterday.

Turns out the neighbour (50-something bloke) crashed through our brick fence out the front.

My comment to the GF?

"All these reports in Perth about cars crashing into houses, but you never dream it's going to be yours..."

Ah well, insurance will sort it out.